Love Spouse app-controlled vibrating egg

A Love Spouse vibrating egg you control from a phone app. The body curves like the letter C, thick at the front and tapering toward the tail, and the curve is shaped to catch on the pubic bone so it is unlikely to be drawn in or to slip out. There are 9 vibration levels, plus modes that build vibration from music, from lines you draw and from shaking the phone.

Control with no distance limit

Vibrating eggs that use a remote usually work only within 10 m. This one is controlled over the internet, so there is no distance limit. Both people need their phones connected to the internet, and whoever is wearing the egg keeps Bluetooth on. The design has long distance relationships and business trips in mind.

Four ways to create vibration

The basic way is choosing from the 9 levels. Music mode raises and lowers the vibration according to the beat and the volume of the track you are listening to. Drawing mode vibrates along the shape of the line you trace on the screen with your finger, growing stronger toward the center of the screen. Shake mode makes the vibration as strong as you shake the phone. If you add a friend, you can also use the mutual mode where each of you controls the other's device.

Seamless silicone and USB charging

The whole body is covered in a single seamless layer of silicone, so water does not seep in easily. There is a port on the side for the charging cable and a rechargeable battery inside, so there are no batteries to replace. Even so, resisting water and being safe to submerge are two different things, so do not leave it sitting in water.

What to know before you use it

There are several setup and pairing steps, so it will not work on a single read through. It goes faster if you open the app and follow the steps with the egg in your hand. It needs the app and an account, so without a phone only the basic controls are available. Because it is silicone, use water based lubricant only, and store it somewhere cool, away from sunlight and heat.