Bangers automatic sex machine (285 strokes per minute·remote·compact)

The Bangers sex machine from Hidden Desire. It keeps the performance of a full size sex machine in a smaller body and strokes 285 times per minute. A remote, a 17cm dildo, and two adapters come with it.

Small, but the speed is unchanged

Most sex machines are bulky enough that getting them out and putting them away is a chore in itself. This one shrinks down to a size you can actually store while keeping the same 285 strokes per minute. Not having to clear a space every time you use it is the biggest difference from a large machine.

The suction base holds it in place

There is a suction base underneath. A machine that strokes back and forth tends to slide backward under its own thrust, and this base grips the floor so it stays put. It holds best on smooth surfaces such as tile or hardwood.

You can swap the dildo

Two adapters are included, a Vac-U-Lock adapter and a suction cup adapter. The Vac-U-Lock is the fitting for dildos made to that standard, and the suction cup adapter is the fitting for ordinary dildos with a suction base. With both on hand you can mount most of the dildos on the market.

Before you use it

The dildo supplied as standard is 17cm long, and the original listing does not state its thickness. The suction base only works properly on a smooth floor. On carpet or bedding it will not grip and the machine slides. 285 strokes per minute is on the fast side, so start at the slowest setting and find the speed that suits you.